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RCSRT8
12-04-2008, 08:56 AM
Man charged with battery after reportedly shoving cheeseburger into girlfriend's face
By Lamaur Stancil | TCPalm.com
7:27 AM EST, December 4, 2008
INDIAN RIVER COUNTY - A Vero Beach man is accused of assaulting his girlfriend multiple times with a McDonald's cheeseburger, according to his arrest affidavit.
The woman told the Indian River County Sheriff's Office she was sitting a car in front of the home she shares with Vincent Gonzalez, 22, of the 300 block of 12th Road, Vero Beach. The couple began arguing and Gonzalez would not allow her to leave the car, the affidavit said. The woman threw Gonzalez's drink out of the car, the report said. In response, Gonzalez grabbed the woman's arm and forced the cheeseburger into her face, the report said. Both of them stepped out of the vehicle and Gonzalez smashed the cheeseburger again into the woman's face.
Deputies charged Gonzalez with battery domestic violence. He remained in the Indian River County Jail Wednesday in lieu of $1,000 bail.
Duskydriver
12-04-2008, 09:03 AM
There are just so many ways to go with that one.........
Bitch shouldn't have thrown out the man's drink.
I saw that. There was another incident a few days ago where a guy threw a pumpkin pie in his girls face...same outcome.
Duskydriver
12-04-2008, 10:12 AM
Keepin your pimp hand strong, I guess!!!
Let's take her out on a date and offer a cheeseburger.
Let's take her out on a date and offer a cheeseburger.
LMAO! You are a bad man!
:+1:
I just want to see the expression on her face, it would be priceless.
Satan_3pc
12-04-2008, 10:49 PM
Here I got a couple stupid fucking articles like this story too.
-Man charged with ranting about his ex girlfriend online
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-craigslist-libel4-2008dec04,0,2332954.story
-Woman tickets while in labor
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2008/12/04/in_rush_hour_labor_ticket_delivered/
God I fucking hate people. They're so stupid, and this whole "politically correct" BS makes me wanna politically shoot them all in the head.
Chris
12-04-2008, 10:53 PM
whole new meaning to have it your way......lol
whopper hold the mascara
whole new meaning to have it your way......lol
whopper hold the mascara
LMAO!!!! Sour cream is still extra though.
Here I got a couple stupid fucking articles like this story too.
-Man charged with ranting about his ex girlfriend online
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-craigslist-libel4-2008dec04,0,2332954.story (http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-craigslist-libel4-2008dec04,0,2332954.story)
-Woman tickets while in labor
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2008/12/04/in_rush_hour_labor_ticket_delivered/ (http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2008/12/04/in_rush_hour_labor_ticket_delivered/)
God I fucking hate people. They're so stupid, and this whole "politically correct" BS makes me wanna politically shoot them all in the head.
Wow, there goes freedom of speech.
As far as the second one, there is some real intelligence there. Let me drive out of my way in rush hour to have a baby. They deserve the ticket.
Satan_3pc
12-05-2008, 10:11 AM
I still think the cop was a dick. All he knew is they were in labor and he gave them a ticket. That's kind of dick.
and how many people try to lie about it. He wasn't wrong.
Satan_3pc
12-09-2008, 12:22 AM
If you can't tell when a woman is in labor, you're a jackass.
chrismia
12-09-2008, 09:49 AM
dam! how are we supposed to keep our woman in line?
If you can't tell when a woman is in labor, you're a jackass.
I'm not a woman so I don't care to know.
Satan_3pc
12-09-2008, 05:07 PM
Oh yeah, your kids come in packages already with the woman. Haha.
wait a minute.. soda, burger... and NO FRIES?
Chris
12-09-2008, 06:27 PM
Oh yeah, your kids come in packages already with the woman. Haha.
WOW:blowup:
Oh yeah, your kids come in packages already with the woman. Haha.
I was smart, I bypassed the shitty stage.
Chris
12-09-2008, 10:17 PM
yeah ok.......i think with daughters the shitty stage is just beginning for you right NOW....lol
yeah ok.......i think with daughters the shitty stage is just beginning for you right NOW....lol
Correction, that will someone else's shitty stage. If she thinks she is going to start that now, she is out on her own for sure.
Satan_3pc
12-12-2008, 07:58 PM
Chris is right... see with sons you only need worry about one dick. And that shit washes off in the shower. With daughters you have to worry about thousands of dicks, but if I was your daughter, I think I'd behave.
Chris
12-13-2008, 07:26 AM
Chris is right... see with sons you only need worry about one dick. And that shit washes off in the shower. With daughters you have to worry about thousands of dicks, but if I was your daughter, I think I'd behave.
i thought you were his daughter:raspberry:
i thought you were his daughter:raspberry:
Step Daughter.
Satan_3pc
12-14-2008, 01:59 PM
Dicks.