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but its so nice in the dog house.. I just installed cable and got a lazy boy..
I'll be better Adam, can I have my gift certificate now?
All kidding aside my woman just got a gift certificate to some local place, keeping her busy for many Saturdays to come.
Satan_3pc
05-18-2009, 11:41 AM
All kidding aside my woman just got a gift certificate to some local place, keeping her busy for many Saturdays to come.She's not actually going there... she just tells you that.
Slowbra01
05-18-2009, 12:05 PM
haha asshole
Secpro
05-18-2009, 01:06 PM
Now this is how domestics happen! You know Cris is one of those spanish people! Then sure like beatin on there women!:nunu: :raspberry: :bolt:
Now this is how domestics happen! You know Cris is one of those spanish people! Then sure like beatin on there women!:nunu: :raspberry: :bolt:
this happend to a neighbor of mine for real...
RCSRT8
05-18-2009, 03:46 PM
Cris only damages TV's
She's not actually going there... she just tells you that.
I'm not that lucky, then I could get rid of her. :bolt:
Satan_3pc
05-18-2009, 08:10 PM
Yeah, and then you could pick up some big breasted blonde bimbo, but you would have to find a way to keep girl. I know you wouldn't risk losing her. Eh?
Aren't you all like technically married now because you've lived together so long?
LOL, not yet. Getting closer though.
JaxChris
05-19-2009, 03:13 AM
Is that why there is a deadline for moving to Texas? To beat the Florida 7-year Common Law Marriage?
And hey, if Cris did go grab some dumb blonde bimbo, it would be better than some of the psycho asian women that RC has brought around. =)~ Much love RC!
Secpro
05-19-2009, 07:07 AM
Is that why there is a deadline for moving to Texas? To beat the Florida 7-year Common Law Marriage?
And hey, if Cris did go grab some dumb blonde bimbo, it would be better than some of the psycho asian women that RC has brought around. =)~ Much love RC!
Psycho Asian women! Renind me never to double date or anything with you there RC! lol
I though the common law marriage thing was out for FL Chris?
Secpro
05-19-2009, 07:08 AM
this happend to a neighbor of mine for real...
Damn I was joking! Aint that about a bitch though.
LOL, no I have a good woman. No need to get rid of her.
RCSRT8
05-19-2009, 10:34 AM
it would be better than some of the psycho asian women that RC has brought around. =)~ Much love RC!
I need to find a few more Asian women :bolt:
JaxChris
05-19-2009, 01:41 PM
LOL, no I have a good woman. No need to get rid of her.
Damn right you do. You're whipped and you know it - because your bitch spoils you.
Mod... split out of this thread so we dont ruin his sale..
Now this is how domestics happen! You know Cris is one of those spanish people! Then sure like beatin on there women!:nunu: :raspberry: :bolt:
this happend to a neighbor of mine for real...
Damn I was joking! Aint that about a bitch though.
I was cutting the grass, and I see my neighbors wife come running out the door.. her husband ( who is kinda slow) chasing her with a metal mop, and whacking the shit out of her.. I run over as he kicks her to the ground... guy has retard strength.. hit him with all I have which knocks him a little off balance and he goes inside the house.. the dumb ass wife follows him in, where he proceeds to throw her through the drywall.. I beat his ass inside the house and tie him up.. his wife goes to my house(covered in piss cause she pissed herself) I go back home to finish cutting the grass.. go in take a shower and when I get outside I see police cars all over my block.
I walk over to the house and the guy is sitting on the curb in handcuffs.
After I left, the guy broke free of the ropes got a MACHETTE and attacked his brother and father who lived across the street.. cut all kinds of holes in their BMW and broke out all the windows.. his brother pulled a gun on him and pistol whipped him and then called the cops..
100% real.. you cant make shit like this up..
Turns out he was drunk and one of the neighbors started messing with him about where his wife was, and telling him she was cheating on him... I dont live at that house anymore, but to this day when I drive down that block.. the husband goes inside his house and hides..
That is crazy shit. Must have been a fun place to live with all that interesting stuff happening.
RCSRT8
05-19-2009, 04:22 PM
Damn thats some funny shit
Slowbra01
05-21-2009, 03:39 PM
this was in cuba right? the whole machette thing can only be cuban lol
Duskydriver
05-21-2009, 06:08 PM
Nah, those fuckers in Miami are nuts!!!:raspberry:
Common Law marriage was abolished a while ago. my buddies G/F still thinks it is in effect and thinks she's gonna make her B/F pay!
Nah, those fuckers in Miami are nuts!!!:raspberry:
Common Law marriage was abolished a while ago. my buddies G/F still thinks it is in effect and thinks she's gonna make her B/F pay!
Tell her when the time comes up she has to move out for a year.
Duskydriver
05-21-2009, 10:30 PM
They've been together for over 10 yrs. He doesn't want to be alone, and she needs a place to live with her juvenile delinquent kid. If not for him, she's living with mom sharing a room with her 15 yr old.
She also believes that people who come over on tubes/boats. what have you get an instant 7,000 bucks from the gov't to start a business.
She thinks O.J. is innocent too.......
JaxChris
05-22-2009, 02:44 AM
If you legally immigrate from a foreign country and have a useful skill set (determined by the grant auditor, not by highly specific criteria) you receive far more than that from the US Government. So she's not completely full of shit. But they don't get handed it to start a business, they are given it as a type of signing bonus for coming to the US and legally taking up meaningful employment after they pass their citizenship exams. And you get more if you bring a family with you. Typical Russian family would get about 50,000$ to get themselves established. They would put that money to very good use with cars and a sizable down payment on a house. After that they get job assistance that provides the adults (typically just the men because of their social structure) gainful employment with government contractors and universities that are related to their prior field of expertise.
I only know of these programs because Jacksonville has a high Russian population and they get handed a lot of money when they get here.
And OJ may not have put his hands on the bitch, but he's far from innocent in the matter - given that he showed his M.O. (hired thugs) when he robbed that guy in Vegas.
RCSRT8
05-22-2009, 08:56 AM
everyone knows OJ isn't innocent :50cal:
Satan_3pc
05-22-2009, 10:16 AM
It's ok... he may not have gotten the punishment he should have, but he finally got what was coming. It's just a shame he had freedom for all those years.
this was in cuba right? the whole machette thing can only be cuban lol
lol
Nah, those fuckers in Miami are nuts
it was in Miami...
this guy was always a few sandwitches short of a picnic...
another funny part of this story.. after I tied up the guy and started walking home.. I see this renter on the block that just got his car painted and new wheels and tints.. I stop for a second to mention to him how nice the ride looks... fast forward to when I come back after the cops are everywhere..
As I walk by where the renter lives, I notice him on the floor bleeding and his car all choped up from the MACHETTE strikes.. I felt so bad for this guy.. seems as if when the loony ran out of the house with the machette he first encountered this guy on the way to my house.. he got drop kicked into the thorn bushes and then the nut job took it out on his car.. kicked in the guys driver door as well. so that guy saved me the trouble of having to deal with machette man..
anthony20031
05-22-2009, 11:59 AM
Man if a guy is coming at me and/or my wife with a machete he's getting a bullet between the eyes
JaxChris
05-22-2009, 03:36 PM
I'd put 5 in his torso instead of 1 in the head. I know he's going to dying and he can enjoy the sweet release as his blood pours out of him. That's what bad guys deserve, as long of a death as possible.
anthony20031
05-22-2009, 04:53 PM
I'd put 5 in his torso instead of 1 in the head. I know he's going to dying and he can enjoy the sweet release as his blood pours out of him. That's what bad guys deserve, as long of a death as possible.
Good point lol
Satan_3pc
05-22-2009, 07:41 PM
I'd put 5 in his torso instead of 1 in the head. I know he's going to dying and he can enjoy the sweet release as his blood pours out of him. That's what bad guys deserve, as long of a death as possible.Unless they're on Crack or Meth... then you have to put a couple in the knees to stop them from rushing. :)
Secpro
05-25-2009, 08:20 AM
Lino that is some bullshit! There aint no way you made that shit up. You Miami fuckers are a real trip down there. Dude was a freaking nut! He deserved a few extra breathing holes, maybe it would of cleared his head.